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CAGS  &  DATS!

Oh No!

the Purrrrfectly Grrrreat pet!

or is it?

You can have a Dat, which would be as small as a puppy

forever in a cat's body with a dog's head, nice for people with apartments

and easily litter box trained... OR you can have a pet Cag, which would be

a large dog bodied cat, a watchdog that can climb trees and chase those burglars!

But imagine the furballs! A Woof Woof  Hiss or A Meow Growl!

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Not yet available for adoption.

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April 2003 Issue Vol. 1 Issue 2
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